Pot at the Canadian border | 22 Minutes

Pot at the Canadian border | 22 Minutes

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TRANSCRIPT:

Even thought cannabis is legal in Canada, if
you’re carrying pot when you enter the country,

you must declare it at the border, otherwise
you may face arrest and possibly criminal prosecution.

[car honks]

Where are you coming from?

Vermont.

What?

We don’t have any pot to declare like at all so
like, no point even lookin’.

Papers.

Passports.

Reason for visiting the states.

I was visiting my friend.

And who are you?

I’m the friend.

We were both looking for me but I was in the
car the whole time so we couldn’t find me.

What’s with the smoke?

Uh.

[same time] Pot. Muffler.

Did you buy any cigarettes?

No, smoking is gross.

Then why do you have so many lighters?

Uh cuz we really like slow songs at concerts?

I’m gonna ask you guys a couple of questions,
ok?

What’s eight times nine?

Eighty-nine.

What’s fifteen percent of a forty dollar bill?

Too much?

How many grams are in an eighth?

Three and a half.

How many grams are in a quarter ounce?

Seven.

And how much is an ounce?

This much?

I’m gonna have to confiscate that.

Oh man.

That’s like drug abuse.

Dude, how did you even know we were high!

You told me you drove in from Vermont.

Yeah…

This is the Canadian side.

[both start laughing] [voiceover] Weed is legal in Canada, so you

really don’t have any good reason to leave.

A message from the Canada Border Services
Agency.

20 Comments

  1. Perrianne Simkhovitch on October 28, 2023 at 11:44 pm

    I like being near the northy border not cross over it, for the illusion of sense of adventure and earthly freedom



  2. michaelsiengo1 on October 28, 2023 at 11:45 pm

    Awesome



  3. N2 Trucking LLC on October 28, 2023 at 11:47 pm

    hello, can you ship rolling papers from the usa to canada????



  4. Brian Peters on October 28, 2023 at 11:51 pm

    God save the King..



  5. Mark Stiffler on October 28, 2023 at 11:53 pm

    Outstanding!



  6. Time Surfer on October 28, 2023 at 11:53 pm

    As an American Stoner, I am trying to not wet myself at how accurate this is.
    For any of those who Touch Grass, regardless of nationality or ethnicity.



  7. Larry Keel on October 28, 2023 at 11:54 pm

    Very awesome video I love it!!



  8. Eric Tennant on October 28, 2023 at 11:55 pm

    t



  9. sykocase247 on October 28, 2023 at 11:55 pm

    They shoulda teamed up w/ the retarded policeman



  10. FAILCOMP99 on October 28, 2023 at 11:57 pm

    This has aged so well



  11. Kyrie Williams on October 29, 2023 at 12:00 am

    😂😂😂😂😂



  12. Mya Ballzitch on October 29, 2023 at 12:11 am

    im the friend , i was in the car the whole time ! hahahaha



  13. Patrick Garrison on October 29, 2023 at 12:12 am

    "What’s 8 x 9?
    Deep blank stare and then ," 89"
    Omg lmao😂



  14. Lefty Lou on October 29, 2023 at 12:18 am

    What does Red Green think about all that? Wrap it in Duct Tape?



  15. carl buschman on October 29, 2023 at 12:19 am

    Can I have your papers. Lol 😆



  16. Brad Falck on October 29, 2023 at 12:20 am

    She was gorgeous and hilarious, 22 lost it’s luster for me when she left



  17. bob sch on October 29, 2023 at 12:32 am

    I have it on very good authority that US Border Services have a limited sens of humor when it comes to ZipZap Whites …..



  18. Brent Cowan on October 29, 2023 at 12:34 am

    Trudeau legalized his favorite drug so we wouldn’t notice his corruption.



  19. FlatEarthFighter on October 29, 2023 at 12:38 am

    Weed is legal in Michigan so you don’t have to leave Michigan either lol



  20. Brian Peters on October 29, 2023 at 12:42 am

    Way too much weed