Buying Weed Used To Be Insane for Tom Segura | Netflix Is A Joke
Buying Weed Used To Be Insane for Tom Segura | Netflix Is A Joke
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When I was a teenager, 98ish, we were hot boxing 4 joints 5 deep in an explorer and 1 of the 3 state troopers in our county pulled up and say there for like 4 mins before anybody seen him. The driver rolled down his window and it was like his car sucked the smoke out the explorer right into his face. Lmmfao. He just shook his head and got erybodies name and said take that sht outta town.
We also left weed at the station for this dude and a few others, that’s why he pulled off. Lol. Oh the days. I can go on. Now that fckin guy is a dea agent. Yep. How this world works. And this is a no stop light town I’m talking about. Bad shit in there, lots of land in the county, no town. Ppl scattered through mountains. It’s a place most are afraid to go to, like a story or movie setting for bad sht. Main street is not a half a mile. Courthouse and all is on that lil street. It was fun back in day, now ya don’t even see anybody in the town. It was like cruising the beach on weekends when I was just starting driving. Literally couldn’t move from all the ppl from neighboring towns and counties coming to the one light in the valley. Lol. Wish ppl knew what I was talking about. There’s a bunch that do somewhere, the ones still breathing.
I once rolled up to my guys trailer to get green, He was on his way out to attend a UFC event in Cleveland, he said i’ll buy the PPV if you sit here and watch my shit, I went to get weed at 3pm on Saturday and didn’t get home until noon Sunday with barely any weed left. Sometimes those strange events can lead to funny memories.
A wood packer
Your jacket is too big.
The only time I’ll ever subscribe to Masterclass is when they have Tom Segura on to teach how to write jokes and funny anecdotes.
They wouldn’t be extinct if those hippies did their job and kept them off your property.
I think all of us who were poor potheads in our early 20s can relate, 😆
1:43 A drop shipper.
"I loved it! Those birds are extinct now, I did that shit! I don’t give a fuck! AAAH, I’m crazy!"
there is nothing sadder than some middle aged loser trying to sound cool for buying weed.
I love that it’s 2022, and I still have to buy my weed from the sketchy guy behind quick-trip.
only Americans will laugh about a mans father invading a country and killing people with grenades.
When u was first doing it your little group of mates would all go an couple of years later we would just pick a person to go an just verbally assault them until they went and got it…wasn’t fun when was me🤣
Holy shit! Shady drug deals backflash in the 90s.
Those woodpeckers were extinct prior to Sugura’s teen years. Still a good story
If I had a nickel for every 18-20 year old kid who could get weight 10-25% cheaper. Always have a backup because most of those kids ended up addicted to something and go out of business by the end of their first pound.
Nothing like spending 2 hours and $20 on a bag of Oregano
It’s illegal in England, but even in the 90’s, you’d just get it taken off you.
Now people just walk round smoking it on busy high street, sports stadiums etc🤣
Can’t believe America jails people just for using, ir veciming an addict
You may not see it just now, but if you go a little deeper, you’ll notice..
..this is a pile of shit.
OMG…U know these fuckers make ALL their material up, buuut if only the Dad part is true, YOU KNOW he’s proud AF of that joke…Gold
Legal weed don’t hit the same the secret ingredient is crime
fish and game has more power than a cop
they can kick in your door with no warrant and search ALL your stuff
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so, i really hope this isnt real….. IDK the statute of limitations, but their probably isnt one
The struggle was so real! We used to have to pick up the "guy" only because he knew people. Then we would have to travel around multiple known HARD-drug infested locations and wait in the car at each stop, wondering if the guy was gonna get shot while getting us a 20. And it wasn’t even good stuff, just shwagg!
Aight I concede he is better than Louis CK
I’ve went to a standalone trailer outside of Gulf Shores when I was a kid to buy weed a few times from this guy but he was a cool granola hippie teenage kid maybe two years older than me and he always had it on him. I think one time he had to go and get it. The 90’s 😄
Facts i did more time in jail for weed possession then kids get know a days for assult
I like his other stuff, but the extinction joke is gross
Dude we just gotta go grab meant for better or worse you were in for a journey
Well, i’m working in a psychiatric ward for over 20 years. Including detox and rehab. For the last 10 years numbers of weed smokers ending up with a psychosis are skyrocketing. Good. Smoke as much as you can. You are securing my job.
That guy is hilarious 😆
His impression of “a chick” is my fave.
at 14 yrs old pot was not hard to get in North Dakota. I am 52 now and recreational is legal here. I still put it in the trunk lols
Still like that in New Hampshire. Only state in New England not to legalize pot.
When I was in high-school my first dealer was so sound. I remember after buying for a few months, we bought some and actually asked him to go into the shop for us for cigarettes and skins and he did, great guy
You trynna get a sack!🤣🤣🤣
You had three choices for weed where/when I grew up in Tennessee. Lousy, ok and good until the kind bud came along. Then I traveled with the circus for awhile.
I could tell you some weed buying stories that you wouldn’t believe.
Buying weed on the docks of San Francisco at night.
Funny how people think Weed isn’t a drug.
4:20 (lol)…… i live in Montana and have actually seen people leave a house party because its 420 friendly….
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just the simple fact that a few people in the party decided to smoke up….. dude wasnt having any of it
usually the cowboy types
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then again…. some of my best friends are cowboy types….
and they smoke like a steam engine on a 2.5% grade with 100 cars
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dudes like that cheered when roe got repealed
"finally, i can control decisions that dont effect me in any way!!!!"
It’s ok the UK is still an old bastion of making life difficult 😣
one time I went with a sketchy ghetto guy I barely knew from Highschool to grab some weed and as we get deeper into the hood he is like “Oh, I gotta meet my other boy ‘Midnight’ real quick and then we will get the green from my other guy” this fucking kid gets on the phone and is arguing with some dude and haggling and determining where to meet and finally we pull up and this very large and very intimidating black guy hops in the backseat and he is like “what up, I’m Midnight… do you need some rock too? I was like “oh, nah man I’m good” this fucking kid took me on a quick detour to meet his crack dealer who’s name was midnight. I also used to know a coke/crack dealer named Dollar, another one named Q milly, and then my personal powder connection Slim. Its always fun to get together with old friends and reminisce about 10-15 years ago when we all partied and did drugs and talk about the funniest names of dope boys we knew. Particularly guys who sell crack usually have pretty funny nicknames. If you got ahold of someones flip phone back then and scrolled through the contacts and you see normal names like “mom”, “dad” , “Samantha” , “Brian” , etc but then you see one random contact like “boogie” or “D nasty” or “mac truck” you know that is their coke dealer haha
What’s the point of paying Netflix every month when you can see their exclusive content (wink wink) for free on YouTube.
I used to drive 40 minutes for a cart every week. While juggling 4 classes, scrambling to keep my 4.0, keeping up with work projects and gas was $3.5 (HIGH AF back then). And then the plug would make me wait about 30 to 40 minutes all alone miles away from anyone I know. We had no one to blame but ourselves for our choices for procuring weed 😂
Get in cars with strangers is call UBER
the bird story got me real bad xD "they are extinct bc of me!" xD
yup tis the life of a military brat…5am :"get your butt up and shoot that pecker!" and your only allowed response is "YES SIR",….now we know military fathers who have PTSD, give their sons ptsd…then they expect your pot smokin ass at 17 to sign up at the local recruiters… over thanks giving dinner with the whole family I want you to go in town to the local recruiters or you need to ship out..(meaning move the F-out)..face all red foaming at the mouth..wanting to fight …fuck it became homeless, sold pot put myself through collage now I am a well off artist , with my own kids..who I wake up with bob marley and happy house music. now my dad has to come to my overly happy thanks giving and like it. …he hates it…to bad.
This was funny
Actually crying laughing
A woodpecker was hit in the side of our house made one hole my husband goes out with the tree limb plugs the hole with it got a cat and now we have no woodpecker
PIco and Hoover…..anybody know this corner in LA