How To Sharpen Your Knife With Your Sword
How To Sharpen Your Knife With Your Sword
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So, that’s what they’re doing with all my swords. Neat.
So this is why my friend’s mom wanted my 11th century broadsword.
I’m very well aware that it’s a joke, but you CAN hone it, not sharpen. Big misunderstanding
Quality
When they let Zoro write a skit
Instructions unclear, got shot by Indiana Jones
Hey its our press secretary!!!!
God damn that’s an ugly wallhanger.
And yes, I am in fact the son’s weird friend.
What’s her name?
So many layers to this joke. It’s like an onion.
skyrim in 200 years
I once used a sword to kill a snake that gotten into the house. Only because it was the only thing I had that had any reach to it.
Monster hunter players be like
I am her son’s weird friend and would sure help his mother out by lending out my sword.
Bing be like.
Is that the thundercats sword?
Is that a Chef’s Knife?
Sword.
Whatever.
This is one of those things you’d never know if you aren’t a professional chef. I’ve been taking my 9th century Frankish broadsword and my Chinese cleaver to the local blacksmith when I could have just been using them to sharpen the other.
I sharpen my kitchen knives with my gun.
My friend cut his birthday cake with anduril once.
Really more of a blade for shearing mammoth meat than cake but hey whatever.
Finally, a practical use for my swords that won’t have the police complaining about having to pick up pieces of home invaders.
I was working at a hotel in the USVI in a different lifetime and all the native ladies working in the kitchen only had one tool – a 12" long prime rib slicing knife that they used to perform all their tasks: slicing vegetables, peeling cucumbers etc, making radish roses, and more. And they would all sharpen their knife by running it along the edge of a table.
And all of us imported fancy "chefs" from the states had a toolbox full of endless gadgets, one thingamabob for one specific purpose, and that combined cost us hundreds of dollars, and would easily get rusty.
Who was smarter than whom? LOL great memories, I owe so much to those ladies.
Whoever made this didn’t understand the essence of the bit. They needed a real broken-in medieval sword. And the line should have been "just borrow your husband’s", or "your father’s." You would also want to include some other world-building bits. Maybe "be sure to sanitize any pieces of bloody scalp from the guard, before touching blade to blade."
what happens if you do it near a support beam?
As a person with a sword for some reason i want to try this
wait you guys don’t know how to sharpen your knives with essentially better knives?
Amazing
Her son’s weird friend helped her out with using the sword in the kitchen
I dont need a tutourial the dear leader taught me.
i asked my weird silent kid friend
and i am not sure what to do with what he gave me
That’s not a very Japanese looking sword.
Sketch would be better if the sword did not look so fake.
POV: Your looking for people who don’t get it
This tutorial has helped me so much with my cooking. Thank you Onion
Samurai Chef!
I love her show. Her 1 pot recipe for a fast dinner kept me busy for days.
You can always use your sword to cut fruit and be a real fruit ninja
thanks for another great episode american test kitchen
"You can always use your sword in the kitchen"
FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS
Does it work the other way around
Shit i am the weird friend ain’t i?
I keep getting real news mixed in with this now that im binge watching all these old videos and it can be hard to tell the difference sometimes.
Now how does she sharpen her sword
That’s a very European looking sword for one that came from Japan.
Now, how do you sharpen the sword?
Jen Psaki was an onion reporter before her stint at the whitehouse???
Have that exact sword lol
Her son is the weird friend
What sukks is that one kitchen sword can sharpen 12 knives but it takes 14 knives to sharpen one kitchen sword.
If only there was a better way.
cameramen rip